I'm getting out of this damn town.

Tried to move away twice.

Third time's a charm.

I tried to move to Atlanta once.

Performed at The Punchline at an open mic and loved that place even though nobody talked to me.

Ended up in Stone Mountain because I saw an apartment ad on Craigslist.

My roomie Paula dated Tupac in the 90's. I saw pics of them together.

But the apartment had roaches so I had to bounce.

It was an all black neighborhood and we'd have random guys over to smoke weed. ha. Good Times.

Then I tried to move to Nashville once.

Ended up in Smyrna working at Claire's as the Assistant Manager.

I stayed with this old man on a cot in a motel room that you pay by the week.

He was impotent though so he didn't try to make a move on me thank God.

One good thing....in all my spontaneous travels...God always watches over me and protects me from harm. You just don't even know some of the shit I've seen and done. I'm a hot mess. But God loves me. That's all that matters.

Online Dating Woes

So many fish in the sea

I just want one that’s meant to be

So many pics. Too many dicks. 

A lot of pricks. 

Some too old. Some too bold. 

What the hell am I even Iooking for? 

Just want someone to hold. 

Someone with a damn goal

Someone with depth

Who doesn’t do meth

And likes to smoke some dro.

Am I in love?

So I’ve had a new roommate since December and may possibly be in love. 🤦‍♀️

Im in a glass case of emotions over here. 

I thought I was in love when I met him but I was manic and now idk.

 I miss my ex terribly still at times.

But this man has his shit together and he’s just amazing. Hot as fuck. 

 Im still on dating sites tho. I don’t wanna be. 

Fuck dating. 

I just want God to send me someone. 

I loathe online dating. 

I just do it when I’m bored. 

Feeling better and more confident now that I have an active sex life again tho 😆😍😉

Ratchety Rhyme

Fellatio is fun
Makes me wanna cum
Blow jobs are a dime a dozen
Get one from me you'll be buzzin
A good Christian girl
With a wild streak and listens to Merle
What more could a man want
I do what your girl don't
Hypersexuality's a Bitch
But I need a fix
Can suck a golf ball through a waterhose
Got so much more than those other hoes
Can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
Come on over, bitch
Wastin time writing rhymes about head
Better than getting fed or taking meds
Just give me a taste of that Vitamin D
I'll let you get a hit off this weed
I love to please my gentleman callers
Love to hang with some balllers
Wannabe Rapper, Crazy ass Cracker
Doin' Boss Shit cause you know I'm Dapper