I love fall days. When it's 60 degrees and you open the windows to let the fresh air come in and get rid of the second-hand smokage from your wake and bake.
I love fall days, driving around with the windows down when most people have the heat on but you being slightly obese think it feels great because for once you're not instantaneously sweating when you walk out the door.
I love to watch the leaves fall. And the neighbors dog taking a shit in front of my back door.
I love fellatio. But I am giving it up for Lent. Yes, my friends, I'm sad to say after March 5th, 2014 I will not participate in this act of pleasure anymore. I am entering a 12-step program called Fellatioholics Anonymous and look forward to the day I can be one year clean from sucking the one-eyed monster.
I am working the First Step now.
I admit that I am powerless over my addiction to the Cock-atoo.
Don't forget to buy your tickets to come see me perform in Knoxville on Friday, October 25th!!!
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