Losin My Shit

 My ex said I’m losin my Shit. 🤣 

So I wrote a little ditty, but decided not to buy his beat. 

Found me one on https://wyshmasterbeats.com 😜

Losin My Shit 

I’m losin my shit

Over a mother fuckin bitch 

Textin me after 6 months like u wanna fuck

When you had me and wouldn’t even let me suck?

I don’t ever wanna see your face

You don’t even wanna be your own race

You a little punk ass bitch 

who probably sucks dick

Put your hands on every woman you meet

But you fucked up with me so admit defeat 

Wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot pole

How you like drivin your mama’s car, troll 

Called me Big Stank like it was a funny joke

Guess who’s laughing now while you at your mama’s house broke

How you gonna say you’re an Alpha male

You a weak ass little bitch that keeps goin to jail!

Alphas are Protectors. Providers. And fuckin Leaders

You ain’t shit. You’re a fuckin woman beater

I dropped the charges because I felt sorry for your ass

And all you did was take a 4 hour Anger Management class?

Think you’re in the fuckin clear 

But imma make sure you reap what you sow, dear

I got a new roommate now

An Alpha who pays me rent. Wow

How you like livin in a shed

While I’m out here laughing and givin head 

You should be thankful I saved your punk ass

But nah you out here free and think you can hide your past

You will get what’s yours in time

I don’t have to make these rhymes 

But sometimes in life you get what you ask for

I didn’t wanna be a rapper but guess that’s what God has in store

Think it’s funny that you a wigga

I’m out here talkin to a whole crew of niggas

I’ll be laughing all the way to the bank

You’ll be crying one day while listening to some Hank

I’m sipping wine

Feeling mighty fine

Ain’t gonna be no man’s wife

Ain’t gonna have no more strife

Thanks for the bruise that lasted for four fucking weeks

I’m smiling now fucker

See ya in the streets. ✌️💯😘

(To be continued…)

 I'm getting out of this damn town.

Tried to move away twice.

Third time's a charm.

I tried to move to Atlanta once.

Performed at The Punchline at an open mic and loved that place even though nobody talked to me.

Ended up in Stone Mountain because I saw an apartment ad on Craigslist.

My roomie Paula dated Tupac in the 90's. I saw pics of them together.

But the apartment had roaches so I had to bounce.

It was an all black neighborhood and we'd have random guys over to smoke weed. ha. Good Times.

Then I tried to move to Nashville once.

Ended up in Smyrna working at Claire's as the Assistant Manager.

I stayed with this old man on a cot in a motel room that you pay by the week.

He was impotent though so he didn't try to make a move on me thank God.

One good thing....in all my spontaneous travels...God always watches over me and protects me from harm. You just don't even know some of the shit I've seen and done. I'm a hot mess. But God loves me. That's all that matters.

Online Dating Woes

So many fish in the sea

I just want one that’s meant to be

So many pics. Too many dicks. 

A lot of pricks. 

Some too old. Some too bold. 

What the hell am I even Iooking for? 

Just want someone to hold. 

Someone with a damn goal

Someone with depth

Who doesn’t do meth

And likes to smoke some dro.

Am I in love?

So I’ve had a new roommate since December and may possibly be in love. 🤦‍♀️

Im in a glass case of emotions over here. 

I thought I was in love when I met him but I was manic and now idk.

 I miss my ex terribly still at times.

But this man has his shit together and he’s just amazing. Hot as fuck. 

 Im still on dating sites tho. I don’t wanna be. 

Fuck dating. 

I just want God to send me someone. 

I loathe online dating. 

I just do it when I’m bored. 

Feeling better and more confident now that I have an active sex life again tho 😆😍😉